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"Can you guess what it is?"
"I don't know," said the boy.
"I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning."
The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."
Rodney Carrington - Fighting Daddy
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), kids (841),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 146,183
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Ron Lynch - Broken Intercom
Flying is weird when the intercom doesn't work.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), kids (841), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 992
Kirk Fox - Stay at Home
I'm a stay-at-home dad.
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 7,024
Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra
Retha Jones gets a push-up bra.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 4,444
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,311
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,762
Kevin Hart - Fighting Kids
Kevin has run from fights before.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), fights (123)
Posted: 07/08/08
Views: 70,260
Katt Williams - Medicinal Marijuana
If you're life is "f**ked up, you need weed.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), kids (841), marijuana (190)
Posted: 09/21/08
Views: 8,365
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