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The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.

