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The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
My life was recess in 6th grade.
What is the moral of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme? How is that applicable to a human child?
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?

