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''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
My life was recess in 6th grade.
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?

