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''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,911
Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (828), friends (307)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,018
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,199
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,844
Andre Covington - Nasty Friends
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 386
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,194
Bobby Lee - Korean Dad
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 39,517
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), education (240)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,638
Ricky Gervais - Humpty Dumpty
What is the moral of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme? How is that applicable to a human child?
Tags: kids (828), observational (326)
Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 0
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), education (240)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,249
