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You know how some kids are so bad, when they run around the house, you hope they bump their heads just hard enough so they'll fall asleep?
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Posted: 07/25/00

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653

Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

Tags: Joey Vega (2), kids (841), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,656

Wanda Sykes - Childproofing

Wanda knows how to discipline children.

Tags: Wanda Sykes (42), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 2,202

D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped

If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.

Tags: kids (841), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,139

Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,331

Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll

The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (841), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,761

Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats

When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 349

Robbie Printz - Hit 'Em

As a kid, Robbie Printz's dad would hit him with his own toys.

Tags: Robbie Printz (3), kids (841), parents (525)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 213

Robbie Printz - Cookie Problems

When you're a kid, the biggest problem you have is trying to get a cookie.

Tags: Robbie Printz (3), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 180

Marc Maron - Teenage Girls

Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,078

 
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