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''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''
The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''
''Very good,'' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''
''Very good,'' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!''
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,489
Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive
Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 160
Rodney Carrington - Fighting Daddy
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), kids (841),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 146,201
Gabriel Iglesias - Chocolate Cake
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,733
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,694
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 40,098
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 29,203
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,645
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,620
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