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Louis C.K.: Naming the Children
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Some people name their kids
a word, like Sunshine or Battery or something like that. I like to name my kid a whole phrase, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That would be a great name for a kid, you know. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.' And when he gets out of hand I can go, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!' Stuff like that, you know, 'cause I never get to say that sh*t.
Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old
Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 14,485
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,810
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Louis C.K. - Mary Swanson
Davie Swanson's father gave him talent.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 451
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,816
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,160
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,686
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,340
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,224
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