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After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,711
Rickey Smiley - Principal
You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/06/06
Views: 5,948
Craig Anton - Kids
Craig's twins are freaks.
Tags: Craig Anton (4), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 887
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,090
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 910
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (828), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 474
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,046
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,761
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 785
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,149
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