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One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,912
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 581
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,185
Greg Giraldo - Money for Education
If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,395
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,481
Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 546
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,482
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,046
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 860
Wanda Sykes - Kids Are Worth It
Kids are great -- when they're someone else's.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 1,667
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