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Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,711
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,762
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 785
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,149
Rickey Smiley - Principal
You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/06/06
Views: 5,948
Craig Anton - Kids
Craig's twins are freaks.
Tags: Craig Anton (4), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 887
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,090
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 910
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (828), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 474
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,046
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