Jack Gallagher Jokes
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Jack Gallagher: Little Boy or Little Girl?
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So my wife's pregnant, and
people are so idiotic. You know what people ask? They ask, 'What do you want? A little boy? A little girl?' Everything's prefaced with 'little.' Oh, jeez, no! We want the biggest thing possible. She wants to give birth to a 45-year-old plumber named Gus, some guy with a hardhat, smoking unfiltered Camels.
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 364
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,784
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
Tags: Jasper Redd (8), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,502
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,823
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