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Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a dollar and a quarter.

Jill came back down with two fifty.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Gerry Dee - Recess

My life was recess in 6th grade.

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You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!

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Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.

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Posted: 06/18/09
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