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The dad says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,769
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
Tags: Jasper Redd (8), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,500
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,821
Judy Gold - Two Kids
Judy and her partner each gave birth to a child.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), kids (841), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,748
Keith Robinson - Little Keith
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,007
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