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The dad says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,743
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,977
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,784
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (828), marriage (575)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 261,791
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 13,583
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,762
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,090
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,604
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,250
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,149
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