Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Teenagers are major bummers.
It's all about the babies.
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Jack doesn't hit his children.
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
