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Ever do that when you were a kid -- sleep in your bathing suit? I wouldn't even take it off to go to the bathroom. I just moved it on over.
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Posted: 05/28/99

Elvira Kurt - Childhood

From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,522

Elvira Kurt - Safety

Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.

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Posted: 05/28/99
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Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,412

Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds

The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,513

Elvira Kurt - Lesbian

If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,274

Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

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Wanda Sykes - Childproofing

Wanda knows how to discipline children.

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D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped

If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.

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Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll

The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

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