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Clinton Jackson: Japanese Mother, Black Father
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The interesting thing about our mix -- being that I'm black and she's Japanese -- people say, 'Y'all are gonna have some beautiful children.' I guess. It could be, or they could just have short legs and long arms.
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Posted: 05/20/04

Clinton Jackson - Best Friend's Wedding

If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 924

Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids

Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 967

Clinton Jackson - SARS

During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 964

Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone

What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,342

Clinton Jackson - Clinton or Clint?

Clinton Jackson talks about the decision to go by "Clinton" instead of "Clint."

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 737

Billy Gardell - Healthy Relationships

The key to a good relationship is not arguing.

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Posted: 10/11/01
Views: 1,960

Freddy Soto - Spelling

Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken."

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Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,734

Rich Vos - Divorce

Rich Vos was so relieved when his wife asked for a divorce.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 629

Al Madrigal - World's Greatest Dad

Al Madrigal is not the world's greatest dad.

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Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 681

D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery

There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.

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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,763

 
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