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''Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'''
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
What's with all these lemon air fresheners?
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told...
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Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My...
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Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son...
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy
come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl...
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up
and eat your corn flakes."
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A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went
to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to...
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart...
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What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids
don't eat broccoli!
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Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson....
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