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The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 39,961
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
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Views: 29,053
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,463
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,551
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?
Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,652
Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me
Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,096
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Dad, today is your day to sit back and relax.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 22,068
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Disappointment
Dad, I'm sorry I was a disappointment.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 21,225
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133
Jeff Dunham - Octomother's Day
That OctoMom is crazy!
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 24,708
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