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''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,199
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,911
Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,018
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,844
Andre Covington - Nasty Friends
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 386
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,194
Bobby Lee - Korean Dad
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 39,517
Rodney Carrington - Fighting Daddy
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
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Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 145,312
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
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Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,638
Ricky Gervais - Humpty Dumpty
What is the moral of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme? How is that applicable to a human child?
Tags: kids (828), observational (326)
Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 0
