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Brian Regan: Sent in First to Mom
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The hard part was being
the kid that got sent in first to calm Mom down before you dragged in the actual banged up brother. So you'd have to run in, 'Hey, Mom, everything's fine. I just wanted to run in at full speed and say hi. And OK, so, you know Kevin? Of course. Well, you know how his right arm -- usually it would bend like that? It's not bending like that right now. And it's no big deal because we already looked at it. But we were thinking, since you said that you had to go get milk later anyway, then we were all thinking if, when you go, you just might want to take him to the hospital? And if you get peanut butter, get smooth.'
Brian Regan - Bike Ramp
The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), sports (631)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,593
Wanda Sykes - Games
Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 548
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762
Brian Kiley - Family
When Brian was a kid, his aunt always called him by his brother's name.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,018
Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds
The playgrounds used to be metal.
Tags: Joey Vega (2), kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,657
Jay Mohr - Kickball
If you miss the kickball, you don't have a place to sit at lunch for the rest of your life.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sports (631), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 892
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,761
Wanda Sykes - Childproofing
Wanda knows how to discipline children.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 2,204
D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped
If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.
Tags: kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,139
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,348
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