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"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."
The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,481
Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive
Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 160
Rodney Carrington - Fighting Daddy
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), kids (841),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 146,183
Gabriel Iglesias - Chocolate Cake
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,636
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 40,005
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 29,164
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,508
Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,326
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,687
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