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They adopted a bunch of us. There's a bunch of adopted kids. It's like they were collecting us or something, like Star Wars figures. They bought us in twos. It sucked for my brother 'cause they kept him in the box. They had to: he came with the helmet and the backpack; he was limited edition.
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Posted: 12/08/05

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