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They adopted a bunch of
us. There's a bunch of adopted kids. It's like they were collecting us or something, like Star Wars figures. They bought us in twos. It sucked for my brother 'cause they kept him in the box. They had to: he came with the helmet and the backpack; he was limited edition.
Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats
When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 348
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 496
Mark Roberts - Family Baldness
Mark hides from his crazy family.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 489
Kevin Brennan - Obesity
How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 461
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653
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