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Kevin Seccia: Hunting Is Not Fair
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People who are against hunting, the biggest thing they quote is that it's not fair. It's very unfair for the animal: the guy's got a gun, he's up in a tree, he's hidden, the animal's unsuspecting, and it's not fair. And I would agree with that -- it's not fair. But my father called me recently with his plan to go grizzly bear hunting with a bow and arrow... If that was a fight in Vegas, the bear would be like a 25-to-1 favorite.
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Posted: 01/27/05

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