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Kevin Rooney: Hand Puppets
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I'm selling these hand puppets, and its Christmas time, and I'm doing little voices for the kids and whatnot. And the kids want five of these little hand puppets, so the mother comes over, and she says, 'OK, all right, we'll take five of the hand puppets.' So I'm putting them in the bag, and all of the sudden, she has a little brainstorm: 'Wait a minute, wait a minute. What if I get them home and they don't work?'
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