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I'm selling these hand puppets,
and its Christmas time, and I'm doing little voices for the kids and whatnot. And the kids want five of these little hand puppets, so the mother comes over, and she says, 'OK, all right, we'll take five of the hand puppets.' So I'm putting them in the bag, and all of the sudden, she has a little brainstorm: 'Wait a minute, wait a minute. What if I get them home and they don't work?'
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,394
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?
Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,535
Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me
Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 23,945
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Today Is Your Day
Dad, today is your day to sit back and relax.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 21,917
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Disappointment
Dad, I'm sorry I was a disappointment.
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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 21,096
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 39,731
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 28,930
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,227
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,144
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