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I'm putting on weight for the summer... so I can get a big tan. So I can have people point to me on the beach, 'God, look at the size of that tan. That's a lot bigger than it was last year.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Kevin Meaney - Big Tan

Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,043

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