Kevin Kataoka: Going to Tokyo | Kevin Kataoka | Jokes.com

Kevin Kataoka Jokes
Kevin Kataoka: Going to Tokyo
Get another Kevin Kataoka Joke »
I had a chance to go to Tokyo a couple months ago... but all my friends were bugging me. They're like, 'What're you gonna buy? What're you gonna buy?' I don't know -- candy? It's all I can afford.
Filed Under: money (431),  international affairs (349),  travel (277)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 01/08/04

Kevin Kataoka - Ku Klux Klan

New York is open-minded.

Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), Premium Blend (749), food (550)

Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 382

Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum

A tantrum can help adults win arguments.

Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), kids (642), money (471)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 465

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,784

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), animals (439), travel (249)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 4,313

Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel

When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.

Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (470), travel (249)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 889

Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer

Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?

Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)

Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 646

Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving

Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.

Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), The A-List (486), money (470)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 163

Tami Vernekoff - Wedding Rings

Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.

Tags: Tami Vernekoff (2), Premium Blend (749), money (470)

Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 708

Patrice O'Neal - Being American

Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,746

Arj Barker - Irish Soap

Ireland is not like the soap commercials.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), imitations (789), travel (249)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 7,451

 
Stand-up Showdown on ComedyCentrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?