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They give you credit cards in college. They just give them to you. It's all part of the plan, people. They gave me three credit cards for, like, $1,000 limit each. Then they got mad because I couldn't pay them back. I'm like, 'I thought when I wrote on my application I made $18 a month as an intramural referee, I would get an extension. Don't get mad at me because I wanted some steak to go along with my Ramen noodles and Kraft macaroni and cheese.'
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