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Kent Haines: BYOB Strip Club
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The BYOB strip club fills a very important niche in the strip club market. Because, I mean, we've all been at a traditional strip club, and the wine list is pedestrian. You know, half the whites from California, they're all screw tops and the sommelier couldn't tell a Sancerre from a sandwich. And I'm just sitting there the whole time thinking, 'I have in my cellar at home a 2002 Argentinean Malbec that would go perfectly with that 42-year-old's hysterectomy scars.'
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Posted: 11/06/09

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