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Last Thursday, there's an ambulance
outside my house, loading a body in. So, I go up to the cop at the door and say, 'What's going on?' He says, 'Looks like your wife committed suicide.' I'm thinking, 'Oh great. Right before the weekend.' So I go down to the morgue to identify her body, and I spend half the day there browsing. The morgue guy pulls up the tray, pulls back the sheet, and I said, 'Yeah, that's her.' All of a sudden, he starts laughing. I said, 'What's so funny?' Next thing I know, the lights come on, she pops up -- 'Surprise! Happy Birthday!' I couldn't believe I fell for that two years in a row.
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (657), marriage (547)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,550
Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (486), death (314)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 883
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 3,115
Arj Barker - Together Forever
Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 6,360
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 10,014
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 1,036
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 20,587
Damon Williams - Keeping the Romance
Damon Williams advises older couples to stay romantic.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 2,163
David Alan Grier - Compromise
Marriage is all about compromise.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 778
Kenny Rogerson - On the Road
Orange traffic cones are free.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), money (606), parents (591)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,575
