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Last Thursday, there's an ambulance
outside my house, loading a body in. So, I go up to the cop at the door and say, 'What's going on?' He says, 'Looks like your wife committed suicide.' I'm thinking, 'Oh great. Right before the weekend.' So I go down to the morgue to identify her body, and I spend half the day there browsing. The morgue guy pulls up the tray, pulls back the sheet, and I said, 'Yeah, that's her.' All of a sudden, he starts laughing. I said, 'What's so funny?' Next thing I know, the lights come on, she pops up -- 'Surprise! Happy Birthday!' I couldn't believe I fell for that two years in a row.
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 703
Kenny Rogerson - Back From the Dead
Those "back from the dead" stories are all the same.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), The A-List (491), death (318)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512
Arj Barker - Together Forever
Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,399
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,312
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 4,637
Damon Williams - Keeping the Romance
Damon Williams advises older couples to stay romantic.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 527
David Alan Grier - Compromise
Marriage is all about compromise.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 361
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,640
Dave Mordal - Workaholic
Being a workaholic is really tough.
Tags: Dave Mordal (2), marriage (581), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 642
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