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My fellow men and women
in other cars -- I'm calling them horrible names. Sometimes I think I'm losing my mind. I think this cannot be rational behavior. I mean, is it rational to cast dispersions on the man's intelligence in the car in front of me and then accuse him of performing an oral homosexual act just 'cause he turned his left blinker on after the light turned green?
Kelly Monteith - Driving in L.A.
It takes 45 minutes just to make a right turn.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 244
Kelly Monteith - Our Asses
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 237
Val Kappa - Different Class Clown
In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.
Tags: Val Kappa (2), Premium Blend (750), driving (296)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,283
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,725
Carol Siskind - Driving
Big tires are a guy thing.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,669
Pam Matteson - Brooklyn
People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 466
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
John Mendoza - Kids Suck
John hates kids.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 826
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