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The flight attendant got on
the back microphone the last flight I was on. She goes, 'Hi, my name's Mindy. We're sixth in line for takeoff, so I thought we'd play some games while we're waiting to take off. I want every row, as a team, to guess the combined age of all the flight attendants.' She comes up to me 'cause I'm sitting on the aisle seat. She goes, 'Ma'am, does your team have a guess?' I go, 'Well, we talked it over, and we're gonna go with nine' -- which would've been mean if she would've gotten it.
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,690
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 10,250
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 6,125
Blake Clark - Airplane Seatbelt
They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (486), travel (301)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,794
Blake Clark - Stupidity
Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location.
Tags: Blake Clark (4), The A-List (486), storyteller (326)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,661
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - The Miracle of Flight
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), impressions (466), travel (301)
Posted: 01/01/11
Views: 33,990
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 6,255
DVD Exclusive - Godfrey - The Middle Seat
Godfrey is always the guy headed for the middle seat.
Tags: Godfrey (24), exclusives (335), travel (301)
Posted: 08/30/11
Views: 8,034
Anjelah Johnson - Flight Attendants
Flight attendants are like bad comics who think their jokes are funny.
Tags: ethnic (870), travel (301)
Posted: 06/06/08
Views: 105,191
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (301), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,334
