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Karen Rontowski Jokes
Karen Rontowski: Nephew's Birthday
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For his birthday, my sister gets him a pinata... I'm not allowed over anymore because I kept going, 'Hey Evan, I bet there's some candy in that lamp over there.'
Filed Under: kids (709),  family (388),  Karen Rontowski (7)
Posted: 08/10/06

Karen Rontowski - Great First Date

Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,634

Kevin Hart - Fighting Kids

Kevin has run from fights before.

Tags: Kevin Hart (35), kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 07/08/08
Views: 96,993

Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds

Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 4,521

Brian Kiley - Kids

Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.

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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,055

Rory Scovel - Jesus

People call us the lazy generation but we're really just asking what Jesus would do.

Tags: kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 1,967

Karen Rontowski - Religious Television

New York City has five too many religious cable channels.

Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), TV (469), religion (404)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,264

Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans

It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.

Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), Live at Gotham (340), death (314)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,153

Tom Cotter - Kids

Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,965

Russ Meneve - Safety

Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,931

Doug Stanhope - Babies

Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,544