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Karen Rontowski: Nephew's Birthday
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For his birthday, my sister gets him a pinata... I'm not allowed over anymore because I kept going, 'Hey Evan, I bet there's some candy in that lamp over there.'
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Posted: 08/10/06

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Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.

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