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Karen Rontowski: Nephew's Birthday
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For his birthday, my sister gets him a pinata... I'm not allowed over anymore because I kept going, 'Hey Evan, I bet there's some candy in that lamp over there.'
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Posted: 08/10/06

Karen Rontowski - Great First Date

Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.

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Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

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Brian Kiley - Kids

Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.

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Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.

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Teenagers are major bummers.

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Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.

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Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.

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Karen Rontowski - Religious Television

New York City has five too many religious cable channels.

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