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Karen Rontowski: Divorced Christian Women
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This guy came on the screen, and he goes, 'The divorced Christian woman has to be very careful because men know she's been married and she's familiar.' I guess that would explain why people keep looking at me and going, 'Hey, you look really familiar.'
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Posted: 08/10/06

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