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Karen Kilgariff Jokes
Karen Kilgariff: Supermodel Thin
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Yes, I will never be that thin, but I'm not bitter. I'm relieved, actually, because I've never wanted to look like a whippet or any other shaky dog.
Filed Under: insults (1736),  health (812),  lookin' good (555)
Posted: 12/05/97

Karen Kilgariff - Heroin Chic Backlash

Karen Kilgariff is no shaky dog.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,636

Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage

Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,664

Amy Schumer - Blog About It

The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.

Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,915

Ray Lipowski - Suck and Tuck

It's not attractive for a man or women to wear a tight shirt with their stomach hanging out.

Tags: Ray Lipowski (3), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)

Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 6,436

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,189

Orny Adams - Wine Country

Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.

Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (831), health (657)

Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,605

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (847), kids (831)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,852

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,003

Wendy Liebman - Getting Older

Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (657), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,855

Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls

In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?

Tags: sex (1202), health (657)

Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,980