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Karen Kilgariff: Supermodel Thin
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Yes, I will never be that thin, but I'm not bitter. I'm relieved, actually, because I've never wanted to look like a whippet or any other shaky dog.
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Posted: 12/05/97

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Karen Kilgariff is no shaky dog.

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Tammy dresses up her man.

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