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Karen Kilgariff: On a Bottle of Shark Cartilage Pills
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Please remember, although sharks never feel fear, they are constantly riddled with remorse and self-doubt.' See? No matter how many rows of teeth you grow or how many baby harp seals you eat, you can never get away from you.
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Posted: 12/05/97

Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage

Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

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Posted: 12/05/97
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Rocky LaPorte - Very Rustic

People are nuts.

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Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire

All extremists should be shot.

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Jonathan Katz - Learning to Tie Your Inner Shoe

Cambridge is the kind of place that has self-help books for kids.

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Karen Kilgariff - Heroin Chic Backlash

Karen Kilgariff is no shaky dog.

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Jeff Stilson - Parenting

Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.

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Russ Meneve - Therapy

Russ needs therapy.

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Lewis Black - College Horse

Lewis knows how people get aneurysms.

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Nick DiPaolo - Westchester

Nick doesn't miss the sights and sounds of New York City.

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Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres

Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.

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