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Karen Addison: Welfare Casino
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They've opened up a new casino for people on welfare. When you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block of cheese!
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Posted: 10/25/93

Karen Addison - Dating

Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.

Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,955

Karen Addison - Clubbing

The electric slide is the best thing that ever happened to people who don't get asked to dance.

Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), economy (499)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,211

Thai Rivera - Miserable Lives

Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.

Tags: Thai Rivera (2), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7

Todd Barry - Quicken

Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,273

The Amazing Johnathan - Money Illusion

The Amazing Johnathan burns an audience member's $20 bill.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), audience interaction (303)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,689

Rich Vos - Angel Face

Rich Vos' daughter should have been born in a cornfield.

Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 338

Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks

Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,559

Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,274

DeRay - Not Scary

DeRay was never a very scary person.

Tags: money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,416

Derrick Cameron - The Lottery

Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.

Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 565

 
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