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Kareem Matthews: White People Go Anywhere
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White people will go anywhere.
They don't care. It's like, 'C'mon, let's go! It'll be fun!' See, black people, we can't just roll out like that, man. We gotta ask questions before we go, like, 'Is there gonna be a lot of cops up there?'
Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets
There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 553
Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 644
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (303), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 864
Scott Kennedy - America's Most Wanted
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 418
Scott Kennedy - America's Most Wanted
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,250
Anjelah Johnson - Flight Attendants
Flight attendants are like bad comics who think their jokes are funny.
Tags: ethnic (731), travel (249)
Posted: 06/06/08
Views: 67,363
Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over
Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,420
Damon Wayans - Foreigners and the NYPD
Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 987
Tony Rock - Black Superhero
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,041
Tony Rock - Tanning
Black people can't get lighter in the sun.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 591
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