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Kareem Matthews: White People Go Anywhere
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White people will go anywhere. They don't care. It's like, 'C'mon, let's go! It'll be fun!' See, black people, we can't just roll out like that, man. We gotta ask questions before we go, like, 'Is there gonna be a lot of cops up there?'
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See Kareem Matthews Tell It » Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
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