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Kareem Matthews Jokes
Kareem Matthews: Shelter Dogs
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I never really had pets when I was a kid. There was one time I asked my mom for a puppy. She was like, 'Nah, puppies cost too much. I'm gonna get you a dog from the shelter. They cheaper.' I don't know if you know about those dogs from the shelter, but they be a little bit off. We ended up getting, like, a crackhead dog.
Filed Under: animals (978),  growing up (287),  drugs (228)
Posted: 11/22/02

Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets

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Jim David - Pets

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Rick Cleveland - Meeting Bill

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Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over

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The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

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Patton Oswalt breaches some fake boundaries.

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Matt Goldich - Assemblies

Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.

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Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition

It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.

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