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I never really had pets
when I was a kid. There was one time I asked my mom for a puppy. She was like, 'Nah, puppies cost too much. I'm gonna get you a dog from the shelter. They cheaper.' I don't know if you know about those dogs from the shelter, but they be a little bit off. We ended up getting, like, a crackhead dog.
Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets
There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 1,164
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,908
Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
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Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 1,618
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Rick Cleveland - Meeting Bill
Bill Clinton asks Rick on a dog walking date.
Tags: Rick Cleveland (15), imitations (847), animals (540)
Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 1
Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 1,390
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 11,298
Patton Oswalt - Fake Boundaries
Patton Oswalt breaches some fake boundaries.
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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 11,163
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 2,806
Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition
It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.
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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 1,337
