There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
I'll always be thirsty.
He's not a man.
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
These aren't the Medicis!
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
I always give change to the homeless.
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.