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Kareem Matthews: Growing Up in the 'Hood
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I love growing up in the 'hood because that's the only place you gonna find an ATM that'll let you take five dollars out -- in change.
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Posted: 11/22/02

Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets

There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.

Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)

Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 401

Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over

When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.

Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)

Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 497

John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase

He's not a man.

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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,693

Louis C.K. - New York City Subway

Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,828

Lewis Black - Rich

These aren't the Medicis!

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Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments

Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 5,882

TJ Miller - Money Shots

I always give change to the homeless.

Tags: TJ Miller (7), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,403

Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap

Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,139

Earthquake - Expensive Church

You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,986

 
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