Kareem Matthews Jokes
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My mom would never get
us exactly what we wanted. She would always get us something like it. Like at Christmas, we never had a real Christmas tree. We always had one of the ones you put together yourself. Every year, we lose a couple branches. By the time I was 10, the tree had like three branches left.
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 652
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682
Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets
There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 401
Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 497
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
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