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We had a daughter not
that long ago, a little baby daughter named Sophia. We're nowhere near mature enough to be parents. I'm positive of that. After her first feeding, she passed out, so we wrote on her.
K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
Tags: K.P. Anderson (1), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 862
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,005
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761
Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing
Leo dresses like he's 12.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,138
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
A.J. Jamal - Family
Go to your kid's school events.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 966
Veronica Mosey - Juicy
Parents shouldn't allow their kids to wear whatever they want.
Tags: Veronica Mosey (2), kids (841), observational (334)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 666
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727
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