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K.P. Anderson: Not Mature Enough for Parenting
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We had a daughter not that long ago, a little baby daughter named Sophia. We're nowhere near mature enough to be parents. I'm positive of that. After her first feeding, she passed out, so we wrote on her.
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Posted: 12/18/03

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