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K.P. Anderson: Antidepressants for Kids
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Any kid that has any
problem now, they just shove pills down their mouth. Like, every kid 17 years old, 'Oh, we got him on Prozac.' What does a 17-year-old need Prozac for to get through life? When I was 17, my dad's version of anti-depressants would be to, like, hold my head underwater 'til I got a little more excited about living.
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,114
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), kids (641), health (540)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 4,745
K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
Tags: K.P. Anderson (1), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,026
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 706
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 3,214
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,116
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