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Juston McKinney Jokes
Juston McKinney: Saving Money
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There's all kinds of things I'm trying to do to save money. I got two dogs, and every month I would take them to the vet and have the vet clip their nails. And I'll start next month -- I'm putting them down.
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Posted: 06/27/10

Juston McKinney - Paco and Taco

Juston McKinney wants a pet that can rip your head off.

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Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

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Juston McKinney - Saving Money

Washing below the knees is a waste of time and soap.

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Killed

It's easy to die these days.

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Juston McKinney - Christmas Gifts

Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.

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The first time Joe Mande did stand-up was in the Mall of America.

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Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets

The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.

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Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket

Meter maids are like ninjas.

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Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.

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Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins

Penguins are really dumb.

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