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Julius Sharpe: Two Year Depression
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I was really depressed for about two years. I finally went to therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I'm poor.
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Posted: 01/01/04

Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking

Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.

Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), money (865), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 194

Jay Mohr - Homeless Olympics

Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), money (865), New York City (602)

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Lewis Black - Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell snapped the hardest after 9/11.

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Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 769

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Daniel Tosh always goes to Hawaii on all of his vacations -- in his mind.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/24/03
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Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl

Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 9,311

Henry Phillips - Fresh Out of Blues

What Henry takes from life, he gives back to his art.

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Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,595

Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down

If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.

Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (865), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 252

Taylor Negron - Inner Children

Make sure to pick up your inner child from school.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 179

Jeff Stilson - Flirting

When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 592

Chuck Sklar - Shrinks

All psychiatrists see a psychiatrist.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 194

 
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