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Julius Sharpe: Personal Ads
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I answer personal ads. I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I think I'm the only one that answers them in the negative. Like, I'll call up and be like, 'Yeah, are you a single, white female, 29, who likes long walks on the beach, poetry and jazz? I'm not interested in that.'
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Posted: 01/01/04

Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking

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