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I answer personal ads. I'm
not ashamed to admit it. But I think I'm the only one that answers them in the negative. Like, I'll call up and be like, 'Yeah, are you a single, white female, 29, who likes long walks on the beach, poetry and jazz? I'm not interested in that.'
Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking
Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.
Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,198
Stand-Up: Lisa Lampanelli - The Queen of Mean
Two weeks is four years in Gay.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), dating (786), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 74,549
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 38,351
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 46,628
Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 20,116
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
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Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,914
Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 25,897
Rich Vos - $800 a Night
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
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Posted: 10/20/10
Views: 2,785
