Julius Sharpe Jokes
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I answer personal ads. I'm
not ashamed to admit it. But I think I'm the only one that answers them in the negative. Like, I'll call up and be like, 'Yeah, are you a single, white female, 29, who likes long walks on the beach, poetry and jazz? I'm not interested in that.'
Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking
Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.
Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), money (852), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 190
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), dating (649), Internet (305)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 24,285
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
Tags: Aaron Karo (1), dating (649), iTunes (6)
Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,069
Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1269), dating (649)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 4,985
Pablo Francisco - Ex-Girlfriend
When Pablo Francisco asked his girlfriend how many guys she'd slept with, she pulled out a banjo.
Tags: Pablo Francisco (14), ethnic (813), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 8,037
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,018
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,328
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Tags: Tim Young (5), dating (649), technology (347)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,894
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,764
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