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Julian McCullough Jokes
Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm
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Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can't remember where she lives. She's like, 'That's not it, that's not it, that's not it.'
Filed Under: sex (2433),  men/women (1771),  alcohol (450)
Posted: 03/12/10

Julian McCullough - Put Me In, Coach

When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 9,108

Julian McCullough - Faking Orgasms

Julian McCullough has faked orgasms because he is a gentleman.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 5,813

Julian McCullough - Cat Lady

Julian McCullough is a single straight dude with a cat.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 4,295

Julian McCullough - Best Pick-Up Line

Is it true what they say about Batman?

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 15,742

Julian McCullough - Purse Situation

Girls have everything in their purse you could ever need, all day, no matter what your problem is.

Tags: Julian McCullough (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1015)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 2,671

Ben Bailey - Strip Club

Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.

Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 4,532

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex

There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.

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Posted: 10/07/01
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Nick Swardson - Drunk Chicks

Drunk chicks always start out so cocky, but eventually you get the drunk chick spiral.

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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 85,673

John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl

Girls don't leave their own behind.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,705

Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top

Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 3,808

 
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