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Who had the biggest, creepiest,
deadliest bug crawling on them without them even knowing it, and then the bug almost stings them, but for whatever reason doesn't sting them and crawls off them and only you know about it?
Julia Sweeney - God
Julia plans on asking God some atypical questions.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), growing up (423), religion (341)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 571
Julia Sweeney - Jesus
The Mormon church's Jesus Christ looks kind of like Brad Pitt.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (341), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 454
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (641), growing up (423)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,000
Julia Sweeney - Bible Critique
What would happen if Julia critiqued the Bible?
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (341), school (183)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 318
Julia Sweeney - Karen Armstrong
Julia's a fan of Karen Armstrong, who is like the John Grisham of the religious writers.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), imitations (789), religion (341)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 202
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,875
Stephen Lynch - Beelz
Satan is a Capricorn.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 40,495
Rob Weinstein - Camping
It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), food (550), marriage (447)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 605
Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 325
Tommy Tiernan - Bible
Let there be light.
Tags: Tommy Tiernan (7), animals (439), religion (341)
Posted: 03/13/08
Views: 10,383
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