Julia Sweeney Jokes
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Who had the biggest, creepiest,
deadliest bug crawling on them without them even knowing it, and then the bug almost stings them, but for whatever reason doesn't sting them and crawls off them and only you know about it?
Julia Sweeney - Jesus
The Mormon church's Jesus Christ looks kind of like Brad Pitt.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (404), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 892
Julia Sweeney - God
Julia plans on asking God some atypical questions.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), growing up (512), religion (404)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,141
Julia Sweeney - Karen Armstrong
Julia's a fan of Karen Armstrong, who is like the John Grisham of the religious writers.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), imitations (847), religion (404)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 559
Julia Sweeney - Bible Critique
What would happen if Julia critiqued the Bible?
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (404), school (230)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 816
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,557
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 11,156
Stephen Lynch - Beelz
Satan is a Capricorn.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 54,754
Kevin Brennan - The Bible
The Bible was written by Jesus' friends.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,376
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,551
Bill Santiago - God Does Come Through
Bill Santiago discusses God's good grace.
Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,233
