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Judy Gold Jokes
Judy Gold: Legroom
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My mother always sits in the front passenger seat because she likes to have the legroom. You know, I could have a mute, paraplegic friend who needed a ride somewhere, and my mom will still sit in the front passenger seat because she wants to have the legroom, you know? Christopher Reeves could need a ride to a clinic, and she would tie him to the license plate and let him roll behind us, so she could get the legroom.
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