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We used an anonymous sperm donor, which I know is very fascinating to a lot of people. So people are always trying to get information out of me by asking me the stupidest questions. A couple of weeks ago, I was with the baby, and this woman comes up to me and goes, 'Oh my God. He is so cute. Who do you think he looks like?' I'm like, 'Your husband.'
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Posted: 12/08/02

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