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My uncle's actually from Brooklyn, New York. He has a thick New York accent. Like instead of saying, 'What time is it?,' he'll say, 'Get outta here -- I'm drunk.'
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Posted: 01/31/08

Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions

Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.

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Posted: 01/31/08
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Jordan Rubin - Discount Flights

Finally, a great website for buying discount airline tickets you'll never receive.

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Posted: 01/31/08
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Jordan Rubin - Cooler Ethnic Slogans

Jordan Rubin wishes the guys in his race had a cool slogan.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother

If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.

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Posted: 08/10/06
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Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer

What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?

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Posted: 08/24/06
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Tig - Nine Months

Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.

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Posted: 02/01/01
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Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

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Posted: 07/20/06
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Drake Witham - Temping

Temp work is empowering.

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Posted: 08/24/06
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Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero

When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.

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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,702

Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank

Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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